Attack of the Killer Sea Lions!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/11/28/marauding.sea.lions.ap/index.html

Last year, a group of sea lions took over a Newport Beach marina and caused a vintage 50-foot yacht to capsize when they boarded it. And a lifeguard in Santa Barbara was bitten three times while swimming off El Capitan State Beach.

In Alaska, a huge sea lion jumped onto a fisherman’s boat in 2004, knocked him overboard and pulled him underwater; he escaped without serious injury.

Note to self: Don’t fuck with sea lions…