Samurai Zombie (Yoroi Zombie) Trailer

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How come all these cool asian films with buckets of blood and zombies always look like they were shot on a VHS camcorder? Oh well FUCKING ZOMBIES!

Data from the Goonies Stylized!

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Twas The Night Before 2-Fort

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The Night Before 2-Fort

‘Twas the night before 2-fort, when all through the house
Not a player was stirring, not even a scout

The supply kits were stacked by the respawn with care,
In hopes that the engineer soon would be there;
The players were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of crit shots danced in their heads;

And llamas in their bases, as i begin my sap,
Had just settled down for a long briefcase cap,
When out on the bridge there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sniper deck to see what was the matter.

Away to the heavy I flew like a flash,
Blew open the soldier and pyro I bashed.
The heavy on the bridge with a medic in tow,
Gave the bluster of a slavic before the reload,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a dispenser placed there by our engineer,
With a little old scout, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be devil turnip.

More rapid than eagles, our scouts they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, SPY! now, HEAVY! now, MEDIC and SNIPER!
On, DEMO! on SCOUT! on, PYRO and SOLDIER!

To the top of the deck! down the spiral hall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”
As soldiers that before the blue team they fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, rocket jump to the sky,

So down to the intel room the scouts they flew,
With the floor full of stickies, and sentries too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the mic
The fragging and pwning of each little tike.

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the spiral the soldier came with a bound.
He was dressed all in red, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of rockets he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a moron as he gave his head a smack.
His bullets — how they twinkled! his taunts how funny!
His rockets were on target, his crits were money!

His droll little helmet was cocked to one side,
And the shovel on his back was along for the ride;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
and the demo who shot it, was standing beneath;

He had a broad face and a six round shotgun,
That shook, when he shot like a scout on the run.
He was lean and tall, a right solid old man,
And I laughed when I saw him, while fast I ran;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know i was about to be dead;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He started rocket jumping; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the spiral he rose;
He sprang to the bridge, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the path of a missle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he rocket jumped out of sight,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-FIGHT.”

Slow-Motion Lightning Strike

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Prince of Persia: Another Developer Bitchfest

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What surprises me is how little these high level risks seem to be noticed and appreciated as attempts to shake up the industry and push things forward. Perhaps I’m an idealist, but I think perhaps I was expecting a few more virtual pats-on-the-back for our attempts to do something new.

Blah blah blah, I love the complaining dev’s do, it’s all “it was an art game”, “it has crazy combos”, “we allow you to pee”. Anything and everything they do that’s just different must be praised to high holy hell and back for them to feel accomplished. How about this, make a game, make it the best you can, deal with the fall out or the praise, do not expect to be praised.

And another thing, stop releasing shit back to back to back with other publishers and market your games. I heard about this game in the last issue of Qore, that’s it. I heard zero before then and this is the only time since them I’ve heard anything. Create some buzz, run a contest, do shit, don’t just sit on your ass and expect to game to sell millions while with shit like Gears of War 2, Resistance 2, Rock Band 2, Guitar Hero World Tour, etc all trying to get my attention.

You want to innovate, start leaking out your innovations early, give us video, screenshots, hints, tips, FUCKING DEMOS months before hand. Make us want your game so bad we will pre-order from where ever just to have a copy on Day 1. Oh and maybe, just maybe don’t make it easy, let me select some level of difficulty, I like to think and a challenge or puzzle is great at that.

The House that Romero Built – Zombie Tee

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FUCKING BAD ASS!! This t-shirt shows all the major zombies from or inspired by the father of the modern zombie movie himself, Mr. George A. Romero. Insta-ordered, order one for the zombie lover in your life TODAY!

The Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia

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With all that changes in the Star Wars Universe I wonder how long this will stay current. Well, it’s still a great gift for the Star Wars fan among you, and it’s 40% to boot.

How to Survive a Family Christmas

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Dashed expectations, drunken relatives, unruly children. Aah..the joys of the holidays! To help you experience the festivities and remain unscathed, check out this entertaining video.

Left 4k Dead

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Left 4k Dead was made by Markus Persson, for the 2009 Java 4k Competition. The entire game is less than 4kb.

Happy Festivus Y’all!

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Although the original Festivus took place in February 1966 as a celebration of the elder O'Keefe's first date with his wife, Deborah, many people now celebrate the holiday on December 23, as depicted on the December 18, 1997 Seinfeld episode "The Strike".