apparently this is the best toy ever

Listener FTW! (Sexy, Toys)

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It’s the SaSi, and it actually can learn what you like — that is, if you’re a woman and you enjoy a good session with a vibrator.

From the top side, the SaSi looks a bit like a sleek, wireless mouse. Flip it over, however, and its true nature is revealed. You’ll see a small bump, and it’s this bump that makes all the difference. It kicks into action when you turn the SaSi on, moving along the clit as fast or as slow as you wish: it moves sideways, it moves in circles, it moves up and down. Most importantly, it places pressure (not vibration, but pressure) directly on or around the clit. As you may have guessed, it pretty closely simulates getting head.

It also costs $185.

There’s a video of it at work.

NB: Fleshbot is a NSFW site, though this article does not contain any explicit sexual images.

Top 10 Hottest Olympic Athletes

Listener FTW! (Sexy)

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Unless you’ve been living under an especially large slab of rock recently, you’ll probably have noticed that this big sports day thing is coming up. The Olympics, they call it. In celebration of this wondrous event, we’ve collected together the sexiest female athletes on the planet. Enjoy!

that is the sound of inevitability

Listener FTW! (WTF?!, Your Rights)

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California to get first gay divorce.

A same-sex couple who were married in Fresno County on June 27 — just 10 days after county clerks in California started issuing marriage licenses for gay and lesbian couples — has filed for divorce.

The couple, Theresa Ramirez and Adelita Guajardo, are among more than 100 same-sex couples who applied for a marriage license in the county since June.

Three days after their marriage, Ramirez filed for divorce, court records show. The court petition says there were “irreconcilable differences” between her and Guajardo.

Three days? THREE DAYS? I get the feeling it was a marriage just to make a statement.

Animatronic Band Moves From Pizza Parlors to YouTube

Chromium FTW! (Animals, Art)

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Awww yea. Cool back story on the Rockafire Explosion sets.

Meet The New Lara Croft

Zombie16 FTW! (Movies, Video Games)

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The new Lara Croft is yummy! Hit the jump for a slightly NSFW photo

Asus formally splits into three companies

LowCommotion FTW! (PC Tech)

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Asustek's plan to promote and build the Asus brand has always involved splitting the company into three distinct units, and it looks like the company has finally gone ahead and taken that step — say hello to the new Asus, which only makes Asus-branded computers, Pegatron, which will handle OEM, mobo, and component manufacturing, and Unihan, which will concentrate on casing, modules and other non-PC manufacturing.

$249 RC Ultimate Wall·E available for pre-order

DragonTHC FTW! (Movies, Robots, Toys)

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Features include mp3 player, motion sensing, audio detection, obstacle detection and avoidance, and advanced love robotics. too bad he still has an IR remote instead of a more advanced PLL radio remote.

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Soul legend Isaac Hayes dies

Chromium FTW! (Celebrities, R.I.P.)

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First Bernie Mac, now Chef. Bad things in threes.

Have You Seen This Utility?

LowCommotion FTW! (Art, Internet)

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i coulda sworn that i posted a ‘color palette generator’ type utility to the site some time ago. something on the order of these two:

• http://jrm.cc/color-palette-generator/
• http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/colors.php

these are not the utilities i was looking for, tho. has anyone seen a really good color palette generator? sound off in the comments!

Call of Duty: World at War gets 2 Player Co-Op

Zombie16 FTW! (Video Games)

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Well it’s about DAMN TIME! Finally some co-op FPS love is coming back to the PC as an honest to goodness official feature. And is it me or did we finally figure out great fire mechanics, what with Call of Duty World at War and Crysis 2 having flame throwers. Looks like it’ll be a hot battle.

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