Kelloggs, LEGO Team Up to Train Kids to Choke

LowCommotion FTW! (Food, Kids, Toys, WTF?!)

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The biggest name in breakfast foods and among the most iconic names in toys have put their ingenuity and marketing genius together to create a fruit-flavored treat — LEGO Fun Snacks

Schoolboy hacker Omar Khan who upped his grades faces 38 years in jail – Times Online

LowCommotion FTW! (Educational, Kids, WTF?!)

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It could be a long time before Omar Khan goes to college: as long as 38 years, according to Orange County prosecutors, who have arrested and charged the 18-year-old student with breaking into his prestigious high school and hacking into computers to change his test grades from Fs to As.

38 years for a non-violent crime? if he gets hit with that he’ll be out of jail when he’s 58.
but seriosuly, changing your grades from F’s to A’s, bro? c’mon man… you really over-reached there. shoulda gone for the C.

Better Ice-Cream Scoop takes “Core Sample”

LowCommotion FTW! (Food)

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Simply plunge the scooper into a bucket of ice cream, twist and lift out a perfectly ovular 3.75 ounce scoop… precisely the width of an ice cream cone. Since the top is flat, this will facilitate structurally sound ice cream towers.

Woot Off Bitches!!!

Chromium FTW! (Money)

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You know the drill.

Empathy deficit disorder — do you suffer from it?

Chromium FTW! (Educational)

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I can haz empathy?

Japan’s Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn

Chromium FTW! (pr0n)

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I like how Time magazine is doing an article on porn. Elderly porn. SFW Thank god!!!

Kegger Wine Glasses

Chromium FTW! (Art, Food)

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For that Trailer Park Chic look that you were going for.

Woman’s dead body lies in flat for 35 years

Chromium FTW! (R.I.P.)

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The apartments were state owned back then and her window was open minimizing decomp odors. Just insane.

How to nap

e FTW! (Bacon)

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Very nice graphic on when and how you can nap to get the most out of it.

Space Invaders Headphones

Chromium FTW! (Music, Tech, Video Games)

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Two styles are on offer – black headphones with a single white-pixel Invader design or pink headphones decorated with multiple black invaders. We’re partial to the black headphones but that’s just us.

Dragon here are some cans for ya to consider.