18 Sexiest Sex Offending Teachers

Zombie16 FTW! (Sexy)

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18 Sexiest Sex Offenders – COED Mag

Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier – literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older women seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not. Just ask Mrs. Robinson, or Stifler’s Mom.

No one’s got to lie, everyone would hit’em if they were our teachers.

Man Records Phishing Call, comedy ensues

e FTW! (Bacon)

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A man in Virginia who apparently likes to record suspicious phone calls captured a very funny 10-minute talk with the world’s clumsiest phisher who called his house trying to get his bank account number. His local news station reports, “Howard says he recorded it because he wanted to help people by putting it on the news.”

Possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard in a the last 6 months… (side note: I think the Virginian is the real-life hank hill)

Cold Boot Attacks on Encryption Keys

LowCommotion FTW! (Hacks, PC Tech)

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Lest We Remember: Cold Boot Attacks on Encryption Keys

your encrypted hard drive just got pwned, dude!

-thanks taco!

Candles for Men: Manterns Man Candles

LowCommotion FTW! (Art, Bacon, Weird)

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Manterns Man Candles

Manterns are 100% soy wax candles scented specially for men. With unique scents like bacon cheeseburger, the ballpark, dirt, beer and hot wings, the man in your life is sure to love this one of a kind gift.

Fantastic Fixes for Your Sad, Pathetic Cubicle

Chromium FTW! (Art)

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Sadly, I’m motivated to decorate mine.

High Tech Cowboys of the Deep Seas: The Race to Save the Cougar Ace

Chromium FTW! (Tech)

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Brilliant article about a cargo ship about to go down. I read this for an hour, it’s that fascinating.

Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch

LowCommotion FTW! (Art, WTF?!)

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best of craigslist : Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch

Girl at school was 39-year-old man

e FTW! (WTF?!)

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A Japanese man was arrested for trespassing this week after turning up at a high school dressed in a girl’s uniform and a long wig, local police said.

Only in Japan…

Comcast acknowledges that it hired people to take up room at an F.C.C. hearing into its practices

e FTW! (Internet, Politics)

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How big are the stakes in the so-called network neutrality debate now raging before Congress and federal regulators?

Consider this: One side in the debate actually went to the trouble of hiring people off the street to pack a Federal Communications Commission meeting yesterday—and effectively keep some of its opponents out of the room.

Do you want to pay extra to view cnn.com faster?  Comcast want to make that a reality…

Creationist dioramas at kids’ science fair

e FTW! (WTF?!)

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Like all science fairs, you could tell which projects had parental help and which ones didn’t at the 2008 Home School Science Fair. The blue-ribbon winning project on dinosaurs and people roaming the earth together, with the color photos and the perfectly cut lettering, probably had parental help.