Codemasters looks back at the Colin McRea Rally videogames

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Codemasters remembers Colin McRae, 1968–2007 – GamesIndustry.biz

For over ten years, Colin was part of the Codemasters family and it was a privilege to have a man recognised as a true legend on the team. He always took a keen interest in the game experience, wanting to make sure it was without equal in its portrayal of the sport.

We salute you Colin McRea as your games have graced our LAN parties and we will never forget “Sharp Right Turn 100 feet”

How it all began…

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This pretty much sums it up!

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals; and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how village s were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant . Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tic them off.

Talk like a pirate day!!! Wednesday 19th

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Arrrr, I’s once again time for your land lubbers to get wild and crazy and be a pirate for a day.  Raid the rum, raise the glass, and set sail to loot and plunder or just kill people on Wow!

Arrrr matey
Pirate Ruzzian

Transformers Animated

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Coming to Cartoon Network next year!!! These look hawt!

Hot Female Stormtroopers, no really

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Femtroopers blast through gender barries – SFGate

If you want to check out a very welcome new trend in science fiction fandom (assuming you’re a huge geek), then Google the word “Femtroopers.” This is perhaps the most celebratory development for horny Star Wars fans since Princess Leia became Jabba the Hutt’s barge ho.

All I can say is IT’s ABOUT F’N TIME, hot Femtroopers FTW!

Man builds guillotine and beheads himself.

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Seems like a Darwin Award Winner nominee.

Find out how current works by making a Barbie Electric Chair!

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Barbie Doll Electric Chair Science Fair Project – Instructables

This is a science fair project that I did in middle school and completely disgusted the entire female staff of Benton Middle. The purpose of this project is to show how the electric chair works and discuss basic electricity – currents and conductivity.

This is perhaps not the most politically correct science fair project, but it definitely gets attention. And although it is more based on presentation than science, most people find it very interesting to learn how an electric chair works. 😀

IT HAS BEGUN! TF2 for preorder with beta access on September 17th

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Pre-Order The Orange Box -Steam

The Orange Box—featuring Half-Life 2: Episode Two, Team Fortress 2, and Portal, as well as the complete Half-Life 2 experience to date—is now available for pre-purchase via Steam. Pre-purchase The Orange Box before the October 10 release to save 10% off the regular price and get exclusive access to the Team Fortress 2 beta on September 17.

There go our lives

Uncut Manhunt 2 on the High Seas of the Internet – Aaarrrr

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Manhunt 2 Leaked – Project Manhunt

Scratch my previous post; I won’t be uploading the intro to YouTube. While on YouTube I noticed a few more Manhunt 2 cut-scene videos sitting. Obviously something was up and after looking around for a bit it appears that Manhunt 2 has leaked on to the Internet.

Once again pirates score a win over people trying to dictate what we can and cannot see. What’s that, you don’t remember anything else happening like this? Look up Thrill Kill bitches, another game lost to the dirty old men and women of congress, who we proudly give double middle fingers too!

Funky Fries and other foods that flopped

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Seriously, coffee Jell-o?