Doorknob Retracts When Locked

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http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/the_doorknob_condition_ensures.php

Designer Arnaud Lapierre decided that wasn’t enough, so he put together the Doorknob Condition, which is a doorknob that uses a pulley system to retract the entire doorknob, preventing anybody from getting in without breaking down the door.

Collection of ironic mug shot t-shirts

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This was bound to happen what with all the stupid people in the world.

New Honey Doll – The new asian sex toy that talks back

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Oooooh: Honey Doll Has Touch Sensors, Moans, Has Fake Orgasms – Gizmodo

Thank the Japanese for pushing humanity one step closer to sexbots: This almost-perfect, silicon-made Honey Doll is equipped with touch sensors that will make her moan with different sounds. Check the full image gallery and listen to the built-in sounds after the jump (definitely NSFW). The sensors activate an internal MP3 player connected to a speaker located in the head of the doll. The best part: you can put whatever sound you want in the player, although you can use the ones that come built-in. Yep. One small step for a man, one giant leap for wanking.

Link seems SFW however the click through on the page is NSFW

DIY Lifes salute to Lego

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Lego’s 75th anniversary: 23 DIY Lego ideas – DIY Life

In honor of the company’s platinum anniversary, we thought it would be fun to create a comprehensive compendium of LEGO projects (and other cool creations). Whether you’re wanting to build your own LEGO ultrasonic sonar or rubber band gun, I’m sure you’ll find one or two projects on this list that will spark your inner LEGO-addict, compelling you to either drag out the old bucket full of blocks from your closet, or go buy a brand new set from the store.

The Flame Warriors

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Flame Warriors – Mike Reed

Are you one of them? Everyone is! We’ve all seen flame warriors on IRC, IM and Forums, know thy enemy and choose your allies wisely!

PC EZ-Bake Oven

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It fits in a 5 1/4″ drive bay and plugs right into your power supply with the included Molex connector. Also included is “PC Ez-Cook”, the open-source oven controller software with hundreds of easy and creative recipes for your PC Ez-Bake oven, and even a fuzzy-logic cooking control system to precisely measure the doneness of your cake, cookie, or cheese souffle. The PC Ez-Bake oven can even be used to cook your Pop Tarts, Bagel Bites, or any tiny or flat food. YUM!

Brady Bunch porn spoof nears completion

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http://pop.wizbangblog.com/2007/07/25/brady-bunch-porn-spoof-nears-completion.php

In addition to Hillary Scott as Marcia, Not the Bradys XXX also stars Alana Evans as Mrs. B, Aurora Snow as Jan, Leah Luv as Cindy, Paulina James, Jasmine Byrne, and Veronique Vega as friends, Mike Horner as Mr. B, Benjamin Brat as Greg, James Deen as Peter, Mikey Butders as Bobby, Lu Bricate, Kurt Lockwood and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.

Jessica Alba Has Herpes, Paris Hilton isn’t Alone!

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http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/2007/08/jessica-alba-has-herpes-paris-hilton-isnt-alone/

“I had to refill Jessica’s Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.”

You know what this means don’t you? All of his other famous relationships could have contracted Herpes too! Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. That means Justin Timberlake could now have it too!

FiveFinger Shoes

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Now you can experience that same physical and visceral sensation in Vibram FiveFingers—the only footwear to offer the exhilarating joy of going barefoot with the protection and sure-footed grip of a Vibram® sole.

Lohan Inspires Porn Flick

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http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/2007/08/lindsay-lohan-inspires-new-film-of-the-pornographic-variety/

…from the folks that brought you “Britndy Rears” and “J-Ho”: Coming to an adult video store near you this October is “Lindsay Hohand: Get Out of My F–king Way”, which features a “pop princess” who “can’t seem to stop getting in trouble” and whom all of Hollywood regards as a “fun date.”