10 simple ways to save yourself from messing up your life

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Don’t worry about about your personality. You don’t really have one. Personality, like ego, is a concept invented by your mind. It doesn’t exist in the real world. Personality is a word for the general impression that you give through your words and actions. If your personality isn’t likeable today, don’t worry. You can always change it, so long as you allow yourself to do so. What fixes someone’s personality in one place is a determined effort on their part—usually through continually telling themselves they’re this or that kind of person and acting on what they say. If you don’t like the way you are, make yourself different. You’re the only person who’s standing in your way.

That’s My Girl, Asshole!

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http://thatsmygirlasshole.blogspot.com/

you stood near me at Arctic Monkeys concert – m4w – 28
Reply to: pers-171734378@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-15, 1:01AM EDT

You: gorgeous, tan, black spaghetti strap crop top, hip hugger jeans and flops with black circular earings; dancing up a very sexy storm on the left side of the fenced-off sound/light area toward the back. sure, you were there with a guy in a Chicago Cubs hat, who appeared to be your boyfriend, but what the hell

Me: 5’11” with a beard, red shirt and jeans, standing back and to the left of you and admiring you; would love to connect with you and also curious to know if this ever works or even finds the right person. i’ll guess i’ll find out…
Re: you stood near me at Arctic Monkeys concert – m4w – 28

Asshole! That IS my girlfriend.
Re: Re: you stood near me at Arctic Monkeys concert – m4w – 28
From: pers-171734378@craigslist.org

really? that would be awesome…yet somehow i have trouble believing the “missed connections” section is quite that effective

Gay flamingos pick up chick

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070521/od_afp/britainanimalsgay_070521160344

Carlos and Fernando had been desperate to start a family, even chasing other flamingos from their nests to take over their eggs at the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust (WWT) in Slimbridge near Bristol.

But their egg-sitting prowess made them the top choice for taking an unhatched egg under their wings when one of the Greater Flamingo nests was abandoned.

The couple, together for six years, can feed chicks by producing milk in their throats.

Harry Potter to Premiere in Tokyo

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The world premiere of “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,” the fifth movie based on the best-selling books about the boy wizard, will be held June 28 in Tokyo.

Daniel Radcliffe, who plays teen wizard Harry Potter in the films, is slated to attend, Warner Bros. Entertainment’s Japan Unit said Tuesday.

The world premiere of “Spider-Man 3” was held in Tokyo last month.

Line Rider Super Mario Bros. 1-1

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I love this comment:

NO FIREWORKS? LMFAO…. first of all… this IS NOT A COPY OF THE LEVEL. Theres plently of differences u fuckin knuckleheaded schlong. Put more effort into getting laid.

Isn’t the internet great?  Anyways, if you like these, this one’s pretty neat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ4S-MYoQKQ&mode=related&search= 

Politician Offers 400,000 Blowjobs

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It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I’m willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

Jessica Simpson Continues to make Movies

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http://pop.wizbangblog.com/2007/05/21/jessica-simpson-continues-to-make-movies.php

“It’s basically this girl who’s a major movie star, who wants to be more respected because she always gets the blonde bimbo parts,” Simpson explained. “She doesn’t get the roles she wants and ends up walking in on her costar, who is her boyfriend, and her hairdresser! And she figures she doesn’t want this life anymore. So she joins the Marines.”

Mercy!

Paris Hilton’s Holy Product Placement

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http://pop.wizbangblog.com/2007/05/22/paris-hiltons-holy-product-placement.php

The holy bible is hot.

Avril Lavigne topless pictures in Blender Magazine

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Whoa. Up until today, I always considered Avril Lavigne to be a somewhat manish wannabe rocker chick. But these pictures help me to see a whole ‘nother side of her.

Okay, so technically her bare breasts are on the same side I’ve been seeing. But they help me see her in a whole different way, if you know what I mean.

Timothy Leary’s Message to You, Here, Now

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 http://news.skilluminati.com/?p=76

Americans are becoming increasingly stupid. The greatest tragedy of our time is the disintegration of the public education system in this country. Even if half the young people they are turning out were geniuses, they can’t communicate or write well enough to be effective.