Alanis Morissette covers BEP’s My Humps

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My lovely lady lumps. Check it out!

[H]ardOCP – 30 Days with Windows Vista

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Verdict: It’s crap!

The Whores of C&C3

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Okay not really whores, actresses. Whores just sounded better IMHO. (This story could also be called the Cylon Whores of Battlestar Galactica as they’re the same actresses.)

A 3 Layer Groomsmens Meat Cake

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Wedding Cake Made out of Meat

Okay, see, this bears some explanation. My coworker Zach was getting married in a week, and we were talking about wedding cakes (I had just done one for two friends of mine). He asked if I could do one for him – totally joking of course. “Oh, sure, what kind of chef are you that you can’t pump out a wedding cake on just two weeks notice??” He went on with our coworker Paul to describe his ultimate wedding cake. “I hate that wedding cakes are all girly. There should be like a groom cake to go with the traditional wedding cake. A guy’s cake. Like..made out of meat.”

Principal drops a deuce, throws at student

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Principal admits throwing excrement – TheStar.com

A suspended Toronto elementary school principal has pleaded guilty to throwing feces (excrement) on a child.

Maria Pantalone, 49, was charged with two counts of assault – one against that child and one against another – but only admitted to one of the charges today.

Chinese Man who fought back, finally gives in

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Demolition ends China house row – BBC NEWS

The home of a Chinese family who defied property developers in a high-profile campaign has finally been demolished.

This is an update to the original story here:
Chinese Man Fights back building developers, challenging them to a dual!

Dirty Driving

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http://www.nypost.com/seven/04032007/news/regionalnews/2_busted_in_dirty_driving_regionalnews_jamie_schram.htm

Sources said the strange Brooklyn incident occurred Saturday as Tommy Axson, 26, was driving a 2007 Toyota Camry while his passenger, Ivan Marrero, 20, was masturbating him.

That’s when a police car heading to a call tried to pass the vehicle at Rockaway and Dumont avenues with its emergency lights flashing, officials said.

Axson allegedly failed to yield, so officers stopped his vehicle. As the officers approached, they saw the pair still involved in their dirty deed, sources said.

Tim Burton’s Vincent to have a go at 3-D

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Tim Burton’s ‘Vincent’ to go 3-D – Geeks of Doom

Vincent, one of Tim Burton’s earliest animated shorts, will be converted to a stereoscopic 3-D form and will open theatrical screenings of Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas 3-D this October, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

You know I already saw Nightmare Before Christmas in 3-D but Vincent did not play before it, 6 minutes is not worth another $9 and while Nightmare did look good, the 3-D effect was kinda meh after the sweet countdown to 3-D pumpkin in the opener.

Kansas Board of Edu bans Pokemon! LOL

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Kansas Board of Education Bans Pokémon – Gamewad

The Kansas Board of Education has approved a ban on all Pokémon trading cards, video games, and anything related that has the name Pokémon on it because of the belief that it promotes kids to believing in evolution.

Early DST did nothing but cause IT headaches and Outlook woes

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The Daylight Saving change: no savings, no point – Arstechnica

The US government’s plan to boost energy savings by moving Daylight Saving Time forward by three weeks was apparently a waste of time and effort, as the technological foibles Americans experienced failed to give way to any measurable energy savings.