All the things you thought Fall Out Boy sang

Chromium FTW! (Music)

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Scarlett Johanssen

Chromium FTW! (Celebrities, Sexy)

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What’s in the triangle?

That’s a big bitch!

Chromium FTW! (Science)

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This one’s for you John, straight from Germany!

School safety video ends in tragedy.

Chromium FTW! (Weird)

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Isn’t it Ironic? Don’t you think?

Zoom!

Chromium FTW! (Fun)

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OMG I can’t stop zooming in!

Knuckle Tattoos!

Chromium FTW! (WTF?!)

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Sick isn’t the word for these people. The tragedy is that they’re not even creative or meaningful.

Feel the Force! DragonForce!

LowCommotion FTW! (Gay, Music)

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http://www.dragonforce.com/main.html

Keeping Cool May Be the Key To Longevity

LowCommotion FTW! (Science)

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http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10437-cool-down—you-may-live-longer.html

“New Scientist reports that Scripps Research Institute scientists have found that lowering the body temperature of mice by just 0.5C extends their lifespan by around 15%. Until now the only proven way of increasing longevity has been calorie restriction — but as this also causes a lowering of body temperature the researchers speculate that this cooling may be the underlying mechanism retarding aging. In this study mice with a defect in their lateral hypothalamus, which has the side effect of cooling body temperature, not only lived longer but also ate normal amounts.”

huh huh… he said “retarding.”

Scheduling Sex Is Sizzling Hot?

Listener FTW! (Sexy)

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http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,71860-0.html

“The idea that good sex is spontaneous is tied, at least in part, to the idea that good sex can’t or shouldn’t be fully described,” says sex educator Cory Silverberg. “This myth serves at least two important societal purposes. It prevents us from ever talking openly, explicitly and honestly about sex (you’ll ruin the trick if you know how it’s done!). And it ensures that the status quo is
maintained. If it’s meant to be spontaneous than we don’t even need to talk about it.”

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I’ll never forget what Marty Klein said at a recent seminar: “Americans have sex when we’re tired.”

When we can’t possibly send another e-mail, surf to another website, pay another bill, make another phone call, watch another television show, we go to bed and wonder why we don’t feel up to sex. And that’s not even mentioning the demands of jobs, housekeeping and caring for kids and elderly parents.

Vocabulary Lesson: smoke scrump dew

e FTW! (Educational)

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smoke scrump dew

1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that’s smoke scrump dew!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smoke+scrump+dew