Slate Quiz: Match the porn with the politician who wrote it.

http://www.slate.com/id/2152402/

Republican Senate candidate George Allen made headlines this week when his campaign released a series of lewd excerpts from novels written by his opponent, Democrat James Webb. The Allen campaign argued that the novels “dehumaniz[e] men, women and even children.” (Sample? “A naked boy ran happily toward him from a little plot of dirt. The man grabbed his young son in his arms, turned him upside down, and put the boy’s penis in his mouth.”) But Jim Webb isn’t the only politician who knows how to write a squirm-inducing scene. Can you identify which politician wrote each of the passages below?