Dude’s WoW Girlfriend Actually a Dude


Twenty year old college sophomore John Harrison suffered a terrible shock over the weekend when he discovered that his long-time cyber girlfriend was actually a male in disguise. His girlfriend, who plays under the guise of Chelxai a night elf priest on the Emerald Dream roleplaying-PvP server in World of Warcraft, couldn’t be reached for comment as of press time.

A survey of the guild showed that everyone but the officers had engaged in a textual relations with Chelxai since the guild’s founding

textual relations.  ha!

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