There are lots of k.millers in the world. I get their gmail.

according to the u.s. census, miller is the country’s seventh-most popular surname: nearly five out of every 100 people is a miller. the census doesn’t calculate how many of those millers have a first name starting with “k,” but i think it’s safe to go with “a lot.” maybe even, “a shitload.” i should know: i get their email.

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