Lindsay Lohan’s DUI, Lesbian Lovers’ Spat and Cocaine!

http://www.film.com/celebrities/story/lindsaylohansduilesbianloversspatandcocaine/11784156/14924100

So Linds started Friday night at Les Deux. She left around 2 am, and went to a party at a friend’s house. She got in a fight there with her rumored lesbian lover, DJ Samantha Ronson. She was later spotted leaving Lindsay’s building on foot around 5 am, and Lindsay, with a male friend, followed her in her car. She caught up with Samantha as she was in the median of Sunset Boulevard, and the two were screaming, with Lindsay reportedly saying, “You f***ing lesbian bitch!” to SamRo. Samantha eventually got into the car, and they headed down Sunset until Lindsay ran “into the curb.” And by “into the curb” they mean “over the curb and into a fence.” Check out the video.

So then Lindsay’s bodyguard shows up, around the same time as the cops (responding to a 911 call), and drives the car back to Lindsay’s condo, where it was later towed and impounded by the police. For whatever reason — because he was drunk, stupid, or just hates Linds — it didn’t occur to him to remove the cocaine from the car.

wow, i think this story wins the record for most categories.  way to go lindsay!