Giant Microwave Turns Plastic Back to Oil

http://science.slashdot.org/science/07/06/27/2324207.shtml

It is not working. I put a AOL CD in my microwave oven and it turned directly into fire.

Using an AOL CD was your first mistake. They are not made of plastic, the are forged of pure evil.

even better! do you know how many mpg you can get on PURE EVIL?!?
Only 5 MPG. Running over old people and firing the cannon really slows you down.