9 Most Unnecessary Greatest Hits Albums

The 9 Most Unnecessary Greatest Hits Albums of All Time – Cracked.com

Best Quote:

“That’s How I Beat Shaq,” a song in which 15 year-old Aaron Carter tells his friends how he met Shaquille O’Neal on a playground and schooled him in a game of one on one. In the end though, it turns out to be a dream! Aw hell naw! We didn’t see that coming, yo! But wait, there’s a twist! At the end of the song comes the line “If it was a dream, and it wasn’t real, how’d I get a jersey with the name O’Neal?” as if to imply some Freddy Krueger shit had just taken place. His friend’s reply with a shocked “whooooaaa!” Our reply? “You probably bought it at motherfucking Foot Locker, now go do your homework.”


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