Pikachurin, Essential Protein for Sight

Just when you thought all that Pokemon hubbub had died down, along comes Pikachurin. A protein that helps your eyeballs see named after, what else, Pikachu. WTF! Can’t it be named something cool like Facemeltin or Superlasersightbeamin or how about Megadethin now that’s shit that would rock. I think we have enough proteins named after boring shit like Latin surnames and Greek osmosis gods. But no the scientists probably all have kids, and it’s in Japan, which is the never ending fuckfest of Pokemon and they just wanted to be cute and happy. Blah.

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