not quite at the touch of a button

A new device promises to put women on the verge of orgasm, and all you need are $139.95, an electrolyte-laden sports drink, and bare ankles.

With the flick of a switch, women can literally get turned on.

The device stimulates the nerves sending gentle pulses up the woman’s leg for between 10 and 30 minutes leaving women on the verge of climax.

“The Slightest Touch does not provide an orgasm,” said Cherisse Davidson, the company’s director of customer support.

“It gently stimulates the sexual nerve pathways taking the woman to a pre-orgasmic plateau where she dangles on the edge of orgasm for as long as she wants.

“From there, gentle stimulation can then effect the orgasm.”

This device actually does have a legitimate medical use, which is kind of cool, but I bet more people will buy it so they don’t have to do the work in getting their wives off.