apparently this is the best toy ever

It’s the SaSi, and it actually can learn what you like — that is, if you’re a woman and you enjoy a good session with a vibrator.

From the top side, the SaSi looks a bit like a sleek, wireless mouse. Flip it over, however, and its true nature is revealed. You’ll see a small bump, and it’s this bump that makes all the difference. It kicks into action when you turn the SaSi on, moving along the clit as fast or as slow as you wish: it moves sideways, it moves in circles, it moves up and down. Most importantly, it places pressure (not vibration, but pressure) directly on or around the clit. As you may have guessed, it pretty closely simulates getting head.

It also costs $185.

There’s a video of it at work.

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